Theme Song: Jasmine/Fish Liang Jing Ru Middle
LOVE CONTRACT 14 Translator/ Timer: pear & innerouter2000
I'm telling you not to be so snobbish.
What's with me?
Yes. You think you are terrific.
You think all the women loves you, right?
Yes. It's best if all the women in the world dies.
Then I don't have to talk to women anymore.
You shameless man.
In what way am I shameless?
I go out to work everyday.
-In what way am I shameless? -I'm telling you..
...you are shameless.
I am shameless?
You crazy woman.
Yes. I'm crazy.
I'm crazy. I was forced by you to be crazy.
Nobody is like you in this world.
To have a husband like you...
-... to flirt outside everyday. -Why?
You are going overboard.
If you can be more gentle,
I won't be out to meet other women.
Why should I be gentle to you?
You are not a good man.
Why should I be gentle to you?
Stop quarreling!
I demand a divorce.
Okay.
If you have decided,
we shall get a divorce.
I don't want to torture each other anymore.
I don't approve of it.
Xiao Feng.
Even if they get divorced,
...they'll still be our parents.
I'm able to understand how you feel.
But, have you considered how mom and dad feel?
They've clearly no love for each other anymore.
But have been together compellingly because of us.
Is this considered daughters' selfishness?
Let mom and dad off.
Accept the surgery,
...to get rid off the scar.
Start anew, okay?
(part of a lyrics off a children's song) My family, is really adorable,
neat, complete and in good health.
Brothers and sisters get along well.
Parents are kind.
My ideal, happy family...
...is one that will never break-apart.
To share all happiness, anger, pain and joy.
Help, support and comfort each other.
For this dream...
...I've made many great efforts.
It's just that...for a torn family,
...there is just no way to mend it.
For example, I purposely placed the bath tub in front of the door,
...hoping that this way, dad can move back upstairs.
But nobody cared about my intention.
Every night...
Dad would rather sleep in the bath tub,
...than return to a room with mom's presence.
Despite my extensive efforts,
...they're still getting divorced.
Without dad,
...are we still a complete family?
My family is really adorable
neat, complete and in good health.
Brothers and sisters get along well
Parents are kind.
Although we don't have a backyard...
For...
Sale...
You've opened this shop for so long.
It must be hard to let go.
Might as well sell it.
Put an end to it.
This way, my life can start afresh.
Zhe Rong.
We're selling our shop.
We won't see be able to see you anymore.
Here, you can have this little cat.
"Love is too short."
"It can't stretch for too long."
"Start anew."
"Now is the time for a fresh start."
Cat, don't cry.
I'll take you out to play.
See...
Even a little kid understands such philosophy.
We, as adults, should feel ashamed.
Don't stress.
The generation is different.
Middle aged women looking for a job...
...is not as hard as it used to be.
You'll be able to find a good job for sure.
- For Sale -
Discrimination.
Discriminating against middle-aged women.
What's getting you so worked up?
Come over and see this.
Look.
Every job is restricted to ages 30 and under.
That's so unfair.
What is it?
Women over 30 years old aren't considered human?
They don't understand at all,
...that women over 30 years of age,
...are the truly mature ones.
It's okay,
...as long as you show them your good points.
I believe you'll definitely find a job.
What good points do I have?
Besides washing clothes, cooking and doing house work,
...there's nothing else I know.
You know how to use the computer.
A woman of your age who can use the computer...
What do you mean a woman of my age?
I didn't mean it like that.
I'm saying, you don't seem like you're 40 years old at all.
No one can tell.
How about this?
On the day of your interview, I'll do up your image for you.
I guarantee you'll look 20 years younger.
How about we test it out now?
- Aiyah... - Come on.
What are you doing?
Just trust me.
What do you think of this?
I actually look 30 years old wearing this.
Try this one.
This color is brighter.
Isn't it a bit fancy wearing this to work?
It's not.
I'll do your make-up.
And then, I'll put your hair up like this...
Tell me, don't we look like sisters?
Really?
Xiao Feng.
How come I didn't hear you come in?
Xiao Feng,
...doesn't mom look like our older sister wearing this?
Why are you guys so happy?
Lately, she's been avoiding me.
She won't talk to me.
Don't worry.
After a while, it'll be okay.
Is my divorce really a wrong decision?
Don't think of it that way.
Why are we here?
It's so high!
Help!
No!
Save me!
Aren't you overreacting?
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you.
Come on, let's go on the next ride.
Are you okay?
Sorry.
It's okay.
I promise you I'd play with you today.
Miss Li.
You're already 46 years old this year.
I know.
Wait up.
Mister,
...what about 46 years old?
Isn't that okay?
Is 46 too old, or...
What is it? Women over 30 years is poisonous, is it?
Miss...
Don't get so aggravated, I didn't say 46 years old is bad.
But you were implying that 46 is too old,
...and not suitable for your company.
Age is not a problem.
But...
But what?
Yeah. But what?
But, besides working at your own cafe,
...you've no other work experience.
But I'm willing to learn.
If you give me this chance, I'll...
I'll try my best.
Mister, she's really great.
She is really very capable.
Employ her.
Okay then.
How about we have an examination first?
Exam?
That's right, everyone who enters our company,
...is required to pass an exam.
How about you treat me as a customer?
Try to sell me this car.
Hurry.
I'm a customer who's here to look at cars.
You're a sales person selling cars.
How are you going to persuade me to order this car?
You can do it.
I'm busy,
...if you're not interested, our interview will end here.
You two can...
Wait a moment.
Congratulations on finding a job.
Cheers.
Congratulations.
You guys didn't see that stupid manager.
His mouth opened really large.
His bottom jaw almost dropped to the ground.
He was saying an exam was required.
So then she performed.
It then turns out, she does really well.
Then he urgently wanted her to attend work.
It's like...
...he found some hidden treasure.
Oh yeah, how do you know so much about cars?
It's from reading car magazines.
Are you really interested in cars?
No.
Let me tell you, when I still owned the cafe,
...everyday was so boring, so I would continuously read magazines.
So I learnt about cars whilst reading them.
You must know a lot then!
It's all useless.
Who said it's useless? Haven't you found a job now?
Oh yeah.
Let's toast again.
Cheers!
How can you toast without me?
Xiao Yun's here!
Xiao Yun, have you found Xiao Feng yet?
Not yet.
I can't get through to her cell phone.
Okay, let's toast again.
- Congratulations to your mom finding a job. - Thank you.
Actually, I have something to announce.
What is it?
Firstly, we'd like to thank you for your help.
Thank you...
Because today, we've earnt $8,425 from our business.
Cheers!
Vigorous man's packed food.
Congratulations. You guys are great.
According to your skill and ability, we can only do this.
Please! I'm already very sincere.
I've already been on so many rides with you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Humans can't do everything.
I can do things you can't do too.
What are you doing?
Here, pick a card.
Remember your card.
You remembered it yet?
Yes!
Okay, give it here.
Put it in there.
It's this one.
You can't do that, huh?
Ok, I can't, I can't.
See, I have desirable aspects too.
Just like now, under Aladdin's magical powers,
...you've two wishes left.
Have you thought of what you want yet?
Can you really make my wishes come true?
Correct.
Aladdin's last name is "ah",
..."ah Ken"'s last name is also "ah,
...therefore Ala Ken also has magical powers.
You thought of it yet?
Okay.
I hope my parents don't get divorced.
I'm sorry,
...this wish is beyond my power.
I think so too.
But I can promise you one thing.
In this lifetime, you can come and pick a card from the deck anytime.
If you pick a higher card,
...I'll listen to all your commands.
This is the second wish I grant you.
Okay.
Let's go.
Ride the camel with me.
We've reached your home.
Quickly go and recover your sleep.
A kiss.
No manners.
Did I allow you to kiss me?
I'm going.
How can I go if you don't let go?
Fine.
Since you look pitiful.
Close your eyes.
What for?
Just close it.
You can't peek.
Thank you for always being by my side.
I saw it whilst buying drinks just now.
What should I do?
I'm really nervous.
Today's my first day of work.
Just relax.
Like usual, show them your skills.
That's what I'm worried about, that I don't have any real skill.
Xiao Feng.
What's this?
Coming back in the morning again?
Was Ken with you?
Girls shouldn't always behave this way.
Okay...
Come and eat breakfast.
Mom found a job.
Today is her first day attending work.
Last night, we already celebrated.
However, we couldn't find you and Ken.
But, nevermind.
When I finish work,
...the three of us can go celebrate together.
What is there to celebrate?
Celebrate that our family has fallen apart?
Xiao Feng.
Mom, don't bother about her.
Eat breakfast.
Today is your first day of work,
...you definitely can't be late.
You're right, today is my first day.
I can't be late,
...if I'm late, I'll get fired for sure.
Don't worry. Sorry.
Dad wrote a letter home.
He's in Spain learning bull fighting.
Shocked, huh?
Not just you,
...mom and I were also very shocked.
But, after some serious thought,
...perharps this is dad's true interest.
It's just a shame, we never knew all along.
Don't you reckon, mom and dad are living much happily after divorcing?
Moreover, they've the courage to chase after the life they want to live.
I know, up until now, you still won't forgive mom and dad for divorcing.
But have you ever thought, if you continue on like this,
...you will only be creating more heartache for everyone.
See, I was right.
Xiao Feng is here.
You, owe me lunch.
I get your point.
All you think about is eating.
One day you'll choke to death.
Xiao Feng.
Why are you shutting out yourself?
Wow, no way!
Let me see.
Xiao Feng, uncle's pose is very manly.
Where was it taken?
Spain.
He went all the way there to learn bull fighting.
I never thought uncle would go so far to learn something so cool.
Isn't bull fighting really dangerous?
It's dangerous,
...but it's manly this way.
Xiao Feng, I'll tell you a joke, okay?
I had a friend who was eating a meal in Spain.
After he hate half of it,
...he noticed people on the next table eating something very long.
He was then very curious.
So he then asked the boss, "Boss, What is this?"
The boss then said, this is our limited speciality, and there's only one-a-day.
Limited Penis.
And then, he was very happy.
So he pre-ordered the one-a-day specialty.
So the next day, he happily went to the restaurant to eat that penis.
But, when the waiter served the dish,
...it happened to be a very short portion.
He then yelled at the boss angrily,
"Boss, how come it's so small today?"
The boss then said, "Because today, the bull didn't die,
...a bull fighter did."
Xiao Feng.
Don't get angry.
I know you don't think it's funny.
But I think it's really funny.
Really, don't get mad. Don't blame me.
Really.
Xiao Feng, isn't it time for class?
Oh yeah, I'm late.
Mu Tou, I'll make a move first.
Hey.
Room mate.
Why do you look as if you are constipated?
Is Xiao Feng doing okay?
I think, she should be fine.
Her mom and dad just got divorced,
...hopefully it won't affect her too much.
These kind of things, are not up for our concern.
She is now in Ken's care.
Ken is with her everyday.
She don't even have enough time for dating.
A piece of advice for you...
...the more said, the more wrong.
It's all my fault for being empathetic.
My eyes must have been stamped with clam meat to have agreed to employ you as our sales staff.
If everyone is like you,
...out of ten customers,
...and didn't even manage to sell one car.
Then, our company would've collapsed ages ago.
Manager, the probation period is three months,
...it's only my first day at work today.
Three months?
That's for 23, 24 year old's,
...who've just entered the work force.
You're already of such age, do you consider yourself as just entering the work force?
What I want is someone who can be out on the battle field right away.
Not a green horn...
Weren't you a great talker when you were here for your interview?
Why is it that when there were customers just now,
...you were standing aside like a block of wood?
I wanted to approach them,
but since the customers just came in, I've to let them have a look around first.
Miss. Come over here...
Please! Okay? We are selling cars, not bread.
You let the customers look around themselves,
...then what's the point of employing you?
To hit mosquitoes?
If not for your knowledge about cars,
...and dared to sell with guts, that's why I employed you.
Who would know?
Ruan Jiao Xia = literally translated as "weak leg prawn" [Note: a prawn has no leg, :. he means she is a goner]
I'm only giving you one week.
If you still have no sales achievements,
...then you have to leave.
Here comes another window shopper.
Get rid of him in three minutes.
Aunty.
Kai.
Why are you here?
Oh, nothing...
I have no class in the afternoon, so I came over to have a look.
Can I ask for a favor?
My dad says that riding a motorbike is too dangerous,
...so he wants to buy me a new car.
Is it possible to do some recommendations?
No problem.
Don't frown, smile.
Okay.
Mom, dinner's ready.
Thanks.
So many dishes?
Because, Xiao Feng and I feel that you've worked too hard lately.
So, from today onwards, you don't need to cook.
Xiao Feng and I will handle it.
Xiao Feng, thank you.
Okay, let's eat.
The food is getting cold.
Mom, how was your first day of work?
Oh, I forgot to tell you good news.
Today, I sold a car.
Really? That's great!
You heard that?
Mom sold a car.
This morning when I left home, I didn't have confidence.
I can't believe I actually sold a car.
I told you to relax.
You said you can do it.
My first day at work...
I told you to relax.
I'm sure you can do it.
New car.
Not bad.
Zhu Xiao Ma [a nickname for a guy whom you grow up with]
Thank you.
What for?
Thanks for being my mom's first customer.
It's nothing,
...just that I coincidentially needed to buy a car,and thought of that.
Congratulations for attaining the status of a car owner.
In future, no more getting drenched or blown at, feels great!
Great?
What's so great?
You can hit me, but you can't hit my car.
And you!
Is this so precious?
It's not as if it is made of paper.
Petty.
- Come over... - What is it?
Say sorry to my car.
Oh my gosh!
Driving such a cute, small car,
...isn't it obvious that it's for picking up chicks?
Exactly, I agree.
Hey, I'm not how you guys think I am, okay?
I haven't had a car before,
...so my first car has to be small.
Moreover, parking is more convenient.
Mu Tou, how come you're not saying anything?
I...
Mu Tou must be thinking hard about what foreign language he should use,
...to describe this car.
That's right.
This seems pretty good.
But how about the properties of this car?
You'll know after I take you guys out.
You guys go ahead.
I still have something on.
I'll meet up with you guys later.
I'll make a move first.
- Ride carefully. - Bye.
But, my car can only fit five people.
What about the extra person?
Priority goes to the three ladies.
Kai has to be the driver.
Room mate.
I think...we need to toss a coin.
I think, I won't go.
Didn't we agree to go?
Why don't you wanna go anymore?
I knew it. Room mate treats me the best.
You must be afraid I'll lose, and I've to go up the hill all alone, right?
It's okay, don't worry.
I've decided, I'll ride up the hill alone.
Okay, let's hop on then.
Xiao Feng sits at the front.
The rest of you will squash up at the back.
Hey, Zhang Yuan Bao!
Can your Little Boo Boo make it?
- Of course! - We're leaving now.
- Bye bye. - Good luck!
Bye bye! Good luck!
How did I make such heartless friends?
Little Boo Boo...
What's wrong with you?
Come on, just start up.
We've been together for so long,
...you won't be so heartless, right?
What's wrong?
Can't you see for yourself?
Is it broken again?
Yes.
Move over.
Pass me the tools.
What tools?
See, you guys.
Isn't it great having a car?
From now on, wherever you guys wanna go,
...I'll drive you all there.
You should go and pick up Xiao Bai and company first.
It's been almost an hour, and they still haven't arrived.
I'll call them first.
Hurry up, my whole body is really sticky.
I want to go in the hot spring.
Lazy bum.
Speaking of the devils.
See the look on their faces?
I bet they're backstabbing us.
Look at them two,
...don't they look like weird together? (refering to their skin colours)
I have enough of them!
I think I have enough of you!
Move it.
Over here.
You're so slow.
Why are you two weirdos here together?
How come your hand is all black?
You guys don't know how awesome Ken was just now.
My motorbike was playing up on me.
And he fixed it for me.
It's nothing,
...it's just that, I've had some experience.
Since everyone is here,
...let's go bathe in the hot springs.
Speaking of the hot springs,
...you guys are heartless and brainless.
Can't you see that Ken and I are sweating all over?
Let's go in the hot springs.
You guys go ahead,
...I'll wait over here.
Why?
Let's go together.
That's right, since you're here.
Exactly, come on.
Moreover, we can compare...
...who's bigger and smaller later.
It's not like it's a unisex spring.
What's there to be afraid of?
What are you talking about?
How can you say that?
I shouldn't have fixed your bike for you.
Xiao Feng has been like this since she was little.
She'll never go into the waters.
Let's go on then.
You guys go ahead...
I'll stay behind and accompany you.
Lovey dovey.
How mushy.
Mu Tou.
Let's go...
Okay, let's go.
His bike broke down.
Xin Lei,
...I really envy you.
You can return to being friends with Kai.
You're quite extraordinary too,
...you can let go just like that.
If being together, makes both parties unhappy.
What's the point of staying together?
Yeah, you're right.
That's why we should work on improving our assets, okay?
You're naughty!
Let's improve our assets then!
Improve our assets?
Smelly Men!...
Useless Men!...
Loserish Men!...
Smelly Men!...
I'm the biggest among all women!
Your boobs is the biggest.
Xiao Xiao, you're the biggest!
Why are you afraid of letting people know you are big?
Let me touch it, okay?
No.
Let me touch it, you won't...
I'll pay you then.
-No! -Let me touch it...
It's so hot.
My dick will get burnt.
I intend to give it a good wash later on.
Mu Tou.
Is yours made of wood?
How come you don't feel a thing?
How come you're not talking to Kai?
Save me! Let me out!
Save me!... I'm being locked up!
What are you doing?
Spastic.
Don't you feel, it's like we're locked up?
How come you've never asked me,
...why I never go into the waters and swim...
and don't go in the hot springs?
If you wanna tell me, you'll tell me out of your own will.
Last time, didn't we go snorkling?
That's different.
I feel that,
...everybody has their weakest points.
Just like me, I'm afraid of heights and blood, right?
You also like to act cool.
Right...
Being cool, is all an act.
After you've discovered my weakest points,
...I can't act cool in front of you anymore.
Yeah...
Can't act cool anymore.
Not having to conceal your own feelings,
...is really comfortable.
I think...
I want to tell you a secret.
The secret is...
Is...
I want to become a fish.
Fish?
Yes.
How good would it be to be a fish.
Swimming to and fro everyday.
- That's right. - So much freedom.
You can move to the beach and live there too.
You don't believe me?
It's not the case.
You'll tell me when you're ready.
Actually, I've thought about...
...living by the beach.
We can open up a cafe by the beach.
You shall be the boss.
I'll be the waiter.
I've even thought of the name for the cafe.
It's, "Feng's Silhouette".
Why?
Because the boss always ignores people.
So, the customers only ever see her silhouette.
How am I like that?
You are.
You just don't know it.
It's you who doesn't know.
How is it that I don't know?
You don't know.
You don't know you...
Soon, you're gonna get...
...bitten by me!
I'll tickle you.
Epilogue: Ariel Lin Yi Chen Lonely Northern Hemisphere